I recently returned from a spa in California for a "gal's weekend". The goal was to sleep in, get pampered, and forget we have small children anxious for our return. I'd like to think of myself as pretty "spa-savy". I'm a sucker for a good massage, and have had my fair share over the years. This was, by far, the best massage I've ever had in my entire life. It was on the verge of being intimate. Normally I opt for a woman masseuse to avoid issues of feeling insecure while naked- but the only person available for me was a man. Not just any man- but Keith. Keith leaned in to my back with his entire body. Keith didn't ignore the hands and feet; but held them carefully as if he were trying not to crack an egg. Keith even went that extra step and rubbed my stomach, which I'd never experienced before. Keith had me so totally "in the zone" I momentarily got the feeling that this guy made house calls to..... well.... finish people off, if ya know what I mean. Does that even happen? I'd recently heard from a friend that WGN radio show hosts "Kathy and Judy" were talking about women who climax during a massage. As Keith was working his magic on me, thoughts of that radio program kept popping into my mind. While I've never hit that level of bliss during a rub down- Keith could have been my man. But the voices of two radio hosts who are older than my mother kept re-playing in my mind: "So when did you cum?" Kathy supposedly asked a caller. If I'd been in my car during that segment, I would have driven off the road. I don't want to hear someone uttering those words on the number one radio station in Chicago unless they are Dr. Ruth.

So if anyone heads to Carlsbad California- seek out Keith. I guarantee a massage with him will take your mind off your problems. But leave thoughts of "Kathy and Judy" in Chicago so you can take it to the next level- (and then email me so I know what I was missing!)